THE MAD MANIFESTO by Cynthia Kitchen

we will not go mad!

we will not eat cows!

we will not support the golden arches!

we will not ordain ourselves burgher kings!

we will not excrete the brainwashed masses!

we will not stake our future on beefed up charges!

we will not kow-tow to the meat industry!

instead:

we will become vegetables!

we will juice ourselves!

we will stick to our celery roots!

we will reek our garlic breaths into the onion-skinned mouths of our lovers!

we will pepper our thoughts with salty kisses!

we will lose ourselves in the Garden of Eden!!!

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